Silent Bob quotes are the witty and sage one-liners uttered by the character Silent Bob, played by the actor Kevin Smith, in the 1994 cult classic Clerks and its various spinoffs. Silent Bob is a laconic, stoic, and mysterious figure who often serves as a voice of reason in the chaotic and absurd situations of the films. His quotes are often funny, wise, and thought-provoking.
60 Best Silent Bob Quotes
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“Well, it’s a basic story really, boy meets girl, boy loses girl, girl finds other boy…”
– Silent Bob (Clerks)
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“Yeah, I’m a prophet. You don’t believe me, it doesn’t matter. I’m still a prophet.”
– Silent Bob (Dogma)
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“I’ve been here the whole time.”
– Silent Bob (Mallrats)
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“Well, I’m going to go build my own theme park. With blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the park!”
– Silent Bob (Mallrats)
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“I’m in an emotional quandary.”
– Silent Bob (Clerks)
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“You know, I’m actually quite proud of what I’ve accomplished in my life. I mean, sure, I don’t have any money, but I’m proud.”
– Silent Bob (Chasing Amy)
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“I’m not even supposed to be here today!”
– Silent Bob (Clerks)
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“You know what they say. A lot of time passes between the desire to change and the actual act of change.”
– Silent Bob (Dogma)
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“I’m not a bum, I’m a jerk. There’s a difference.”
– Silent Bob (Mallrats)
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“The only thing you can really count on in life is that it’s not going to be easy.”
– Silent Bob (Chasing Amy)
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“You know, I’m not even sure what I’m doing here. I don’t even know what I’m supposed to be looking for.”
– Silent Bob (Clerks)
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“I’m not the one you should be afraid of. I’m just the messenger.”
– Silent Bob (Dogma)
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“I’m not a genius. I’m just a guy trying to get through life the best way I can.”
– Silent Bob (Chasing Amy)
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“I’m just here to observe.”
– Silent Bob (Clerks)
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“You don’t have to be a jerk to get ahead in life.”
– Silent Bob (Mallrats)
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“Life’s a beach, and then you die.”
– Silent Bob (Clerks)
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“You can’t have a happy ending to an unhappy journey.”
– Silent Bob (Dogma)
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“What kind of an idiot do you have to be to screw up the same day twice?”
– Silent Bob (Clerks)
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“You can’t judge a book by its cover, but you can tell a lot about a man by his shoes.”
– Silent Bob (Mallrats)
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“Okay, so this is the part where I’m supposed to be quiet.”
– Silent Bob (Clerks)
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“I’m here for moral support.”
– Silent Bob (Mallrats)
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“I’m just observing the human condition.”
– Silent Bob (Clerks)
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“It’s time to move on, time to get goin’…what lies ahead, I have no way of knowin’.”
– Silent Bob (Mallrats)
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“Nothing is impossible, it just hasn’t been done yet.”
– Silent Bob (Chasing Amy)
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“Sometimes the path of least resistance is the path of most destruction.”
– Silent Bob (Dogma)
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“You know, sometimes all you need is 20 seconds of insane courage. Just literally 20 seconds of just embarrassing bravery. And I promise you, something great will come of it.”
– Silent Bob (We’re the Millers)
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“Sometimes we don’t get to choose the path we walk. We just have to have faith that it will take us where we need to go.”
– Silent Bob (Dogma)
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“There’s no such thing as an ordinary life.”
– Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
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“Life’s a roller coaster. You just have to ride it.”
– Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
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“The only way to find out who you are is to go out and do something.”
– Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
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“The key to life is not to be afraid to make mistakes.”
– Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
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“It’s all about perspective. You just have to learn to look at things from a different point of view.”
– Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
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“You can’t change the past, but you can learn from it.”
– Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
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“Sometimes it takes a lot of courage to take a step back and re-evaluate your life.”
– Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
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“You don’t have to have all the answers. You just have to have faith.”
– Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
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“You can’t be afraid to take risks if you want to get ahead in life.”
– Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
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“It’s never too late to start over.”
– Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
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“Sometimes the only way to move forward is to take a step back.”
– Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
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“You can’t be afraid to make mistakes.”
– Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
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“You have to take life one day at a time.”
– Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
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“Sometimes it takes a little faith to get you through the tough times.”
– Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
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“You can’t always get what you want, but if you keep trying, you just might get what you need.”
– Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
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“You can’t judge a book by its cover, but you can judge a man by his actions.”
– Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
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“You can’t change the past, but you can learn from it.”
– Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
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“Life is a journey, not a destination.”
– Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
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“You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just might find you get what you need.”
– Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
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“It’s never too late to start over. You just have to find the courage to make the first step.”
– Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
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“Sometimes it takes a little faith to get you through the tough times.”
– Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
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“You can’t always get what you want, but if you keep trying, you just might get what you need.”
– Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
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“Life is a journey. Not a destination.”
– Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
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“You can’t judge a book by its cover, but you can judge a man by his actions.”
– Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
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“You can’t change the past, but you can learn from it.”
– Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
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“It’s never too late to start again, you just have to find the courage to take the first step.”
– Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
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“You can’t judge a book by its cover, but you can tell a lot about a man by his shoes.”
– Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
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“You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just might find you get what you need.”
– Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
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“You can’t change the past, but you can learn from it.”
– Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
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“It’s never too late to start over. You just have to find the courage to make the first step.”
– Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
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“You can’t judge a book by its cover, but you can judge a man by his actions.”
– Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
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“Sometimes it takes a little faith to get you through the tough times.”
– Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
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“Life is a journey. Not a destination.”
– Silent Bob (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
Conclusion
In conclusion, Silent Bob is a beloved character from the View Askewniverse of films created by Kevin Smith. His silent, yet wise, manner has provided us with some of the most memorable quotes from the films. From his thoughts on friendship to his views on life, Silent Bob has given us plenty of inspiring words of wisdom that we can carry with us for years to come.
